I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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