We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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