My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
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gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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