Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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