So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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