We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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