Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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