I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Panties = found
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Randomize