You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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