No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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