would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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