Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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