we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
