She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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