shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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