do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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