U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
