It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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