its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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