the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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