Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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