no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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