just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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