yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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