fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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