she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
She just used a chaser for red wine.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
