i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
