Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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