singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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