Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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