If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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