That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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