I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
