the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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