There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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