Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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