Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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