im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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