The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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