i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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