Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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