That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
