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i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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