I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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