Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Are we still banned from the library?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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