Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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