Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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