can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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