any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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