You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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