Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Randomize