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can you blame him?

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i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you

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Really.

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(516): View more from New York

Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.

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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels

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(949): View more from California

he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect

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(530): View more from California

I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised

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(845): View more from New York

How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother

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There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.

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