shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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