I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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