I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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