do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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