you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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