I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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