ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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